Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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I get up each morning, gather my wits.

Pick up the paper, read the obits.

If I'm not there I know I'm not dead.

So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?

My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.

But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,

And think of the places my get-up has been.

 -Pete Seeger

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