Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m people | cowsay

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You know your apartment is small..

 when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.

 you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window.

 you have to go outside to change your mind.

 you can vacuum the entire place using a single electrical outlet.

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