Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m men-women | cowsay

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Never tell. Not if you love your wife.. In fact, if your old lady walks

in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm

tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay

On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'. I didn't know what I was gonna do.."

 -Lenny Bruce

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