Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m kids | cowsay

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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms

to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well,

only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with

a bulls-eye on the back.

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them

said, "So will you."

 -Rodney Dangerfield

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