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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any

questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the

speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work

for him then.

 -Steven Wright

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