Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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University, n.:

 Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable,

 and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix

 it, and..

 [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying

 the credibility of the entire fortune program. Ed.]

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