Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother

 to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied

 doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."

 -Marvin the Paranoid Android

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