Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys..and

the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over

for speeding. He asked me where I live.. "Right here".

 -Steven Wright

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