Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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blow  (C shell)

 'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am' (C shell)

 got a light? (C shell)

 !!:Say, what do you think of margarine? (C shell)

 PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense (Bourne shell)

 make love

 make "the perfect dry martini"

 man -kisses dog (anything up to 4.3BSD)

 i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i (Bourne shell)

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         (__)    /\
         (oo)   O  O
         _\/_   //
    *    (    ) //
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    ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
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    |||      || //||     |||
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    ||      \/  .\/      ||