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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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blow  (C shell)

 'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am' (C shell)

 got a light? (C shell)

 !!:Say, what do you think of margarine? (C shell)

 PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense (Bourne shell)

 make love

 make "the perfect dry martini"

 man -kisses dog (anything up to 4.3BSD)

 i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i (Bourne shell)

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