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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR

 (1) Scarecrow for centipedes

 (2) Dead cat brush

 (3) Hair barrettes

 (4) Cleats

 (5) Self-piercing earrings

 (6) Fungus trellis

 (7) False eyelashes

 (8) Prosthetic dog claws

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 (99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)

 (100) Killer velcro

 (101) Currency

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