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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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In case it's not obvious, any solution to this problem that introduces a

dependency on Java is profoundly uninteresting to me. In fact, my

indifference to that could only be described as "sexual" in intensity.

 -Jamie Zawinski

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