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A hard-luck actor who appeared in one coloossal disaster after another finally got a break, a broken leg to be exact. Someone pointed out that it's the first time the poor fellow's been in the same cast for more than a week.
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while sleep 1;do tput sc;tput cup 0 $(($(tput cols)-29));date;tput rc;done &