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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of

Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,

when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing

to the "W" on the dial.

Moral:

 He who has a Tates is lost!

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