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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired

warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing

the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

 -Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

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