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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's

chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the

Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone

who has seen the Managing Director face on).

 -Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"

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