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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m sports | cowsay

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I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as

Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet

trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to

go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports

that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.

 -Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"

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