Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,

 And there isn't one language you like;

Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none --

 Have you thought about taking a hike?"

"Since I never write programs," his father replied,

 "Every language looks equally bad;

Yet the people keep paying to read all my books

 And don't realize that they've been had."

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