Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes

 Did logzerneg the ifthen block

All kludgy were the function flows

 And subroutines adhoc.

Beware the runtime-bug my friend

 squrooneg, the false goto

Beware the infiniteloop

 And shun the inprectoo.

 -"OUTCONERR," to the scheme of "Jabberwocky"

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