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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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Speak roughly to your little boy,

 And beat him when he sneezes:

He only does it to annoy

 Because he knows it teases.

 Wow! wow! wow!

I speak severely to my boy,

 And beat him when he sneezes:

For he can thoroughly enjoy

 The pepper when he pleases!

 Wow! wow! wow!

 -Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland"

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