Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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I'd never cry if I did find

 A blue whale in my soup..

Nor would I mind a porcupine

 Inside a chicken coop.

Yes life is fine when things combine, 

 Like ham in beef chow mein..

But lord, this time I think I mind,

 They've put acid in my rain.

 -- Milo Bloom

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