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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?

A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the

 Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take

 the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.

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