Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A: To cover up the valve stem.

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