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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub

 with brightly colored machine tools.

 [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]

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