Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring

 light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot

 to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for

 reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break

 the bulb in the first place.

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