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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?

A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?

A: It's indeterminate.

 It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?

A: They replace your generator.

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