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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m politics | cowsay

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We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem.

There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your

borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.

 -Ohio Lt. Governor Paul Leonard

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