Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m people | cowsay

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This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's

side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little

else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds happiness in

a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

 -Lazarus Long

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         (__)    /\
         (oo)   O  O
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    *    (    ) //
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    ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
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    ||      \/  .\/      ||