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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m news | cowsay

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The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a

plausible manner and a little literary ability. The capacity to steal

other people's ideas and phrases.. is also invaluable.

 -Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to Get On"

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