_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water.."
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
^__^
(oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
watch -n 0.1 'cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep -i mhz'