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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m men-women | cowsay

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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines

also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female

body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and

should not be seen by the light of day.

 -Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"

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