Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m men-women | cowsay

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As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and

considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless,

a separation.

 -Lord Chesterfield, letter to his son, 1763

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