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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m linuxcookie | cowsay

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DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system

 crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by

 UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.

(from David Vicker's .plan)

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