Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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Humor in the Court:

Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe

 with respect to your scalp?

A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.

Q: It was covered?

A: Yes, bandaged.

Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?

A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top

 of my head.

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