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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky):

 No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this

State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed

with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females

weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it

apply to female horses.

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