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• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.

"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into

a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop

spotted her hand sticking out of the suitcase. Now, I would like to stress

that my client is *___not* a murderer. A sloppy packer, maybe.."

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