Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment

had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I told my roommate,

"Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and

replaced with an exact replica." He said, "Do I know you?"

 -Steven Wright

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