Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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"I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn. By accident I

put the car key in the door lock. The house started up. So I figured

what the hell, and drove it around the block a few times. I thought I

should go park it in the middle of the freeway and yell at everyone to

get off my driveway."

 -Steven Wright

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