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• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.

The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80

degrees today," and I said "Oops."

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.. so

I never have to go upstairs.

I just bought a microwave fireplace.. You can spend an evening in

front of it in only eight minutes.

 -Steven Wright

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