Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track

and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my

fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table. I said,

"Hey, buddy, I got your check", he said, "Thanks."

 -Rodney Dangerfield

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