- fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly).. and says, "Here, you can go." -Steven Wright
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