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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.

What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good

grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad grammar is the leading cause

of slow, painful death in North America," or "Without good grammar, the

United States would have lost World War II."

 -Dave Barry, "An Utterly Absurd Look at Grammar"

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