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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?

Norm: The warranty on my liver.

 -Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do

Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam.

 -Cheers, Veggie-Boyd

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

 -Cheers, It's a Wonderful Wife

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