Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I

have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with

slightly over half that quantity of beer.

 -Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

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