Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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Symptom: Floor blurred.

Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

Symptom: Floor moving.

Fault: You are being carried out.

Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not,

 complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.

 -Bar Troubleshooting

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