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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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[Norm is angry.]

Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Clifford Clavin's head.

 -Cheers, The Triangle

Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?

Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy,

 and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

 -Cheers, The Peterson Principle

Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?

Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp.

 -Cheers, Diane Chambers Day

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