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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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1/2 oz. gin

1/2 oz. vodka

1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)

3/4 oz. tequilla

1/2 oz. triple sec

1/2 oz. orange juice

3/4 oz. sour mix

1/2 oz. cola

shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.

 Long Island Iced Tea

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