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Jack-and-Jill Party:

 A Squire tradition; baby showers to which both men and

women friends are invited as opposed to only women. Doubled

purchasing power of bisexual attendance brings gift values up to

Eisenhower-era standards.

 -Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated

  Culture"

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