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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Survivulousness:

 The tendency to visualize oneself enjoying being the last

person on Earth. "I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens

down on the Taco Bell."

 -Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated

  Culture"

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