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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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transparent, adj.:

 Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.

 "It's there, but you can't see it"

 -IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.

virtual, adj.:

 Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.

 "I can see it, but it's not there."

 -Lady Macbeth.

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