Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Three rules for sounding like an expert:

 (1) Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.

 (2) Always point out second-order effects, but never point out

 when they can be ignored.

 (3) Come up with three rules of your own.

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